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laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Posted 16 hours ago
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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

Posted 16 hours ago

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

"Stop weed smoking" ahah

(Source: rydenarmani)

Posted 16 hours ago

mybatchesarecumbered:

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS SIR

Posted 16 hours ago

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Posted 16 hours ago

animalsdancing:

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

Poor lil fat thing!!! 😫

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 16 hours ago

thosecomics:

thosecomics:

Perks of the Perky Butt

http://media.tumblr.com/3f21f370575ab5d101512739cb7f47fd/tumblr_n9tjoiUZwG1sexiero1_500.jpg

Posted 19 hours ago

I can’t remember when I last shaved any of my body parts, and this has absolutely no effect on the dude.
That is a good dude. I need to get back together with him, we could be a hairy happy couple.

Posted 20 hours ago

arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

Posted 20 hours ago
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