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foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker)

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not-a-twelve-year-old:

I’m just so glad music doesn’t have any calories

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tweeckos:

i was researching 1920s slang and
guys
we’ve been getting it all wrong

tweeckos:

i was researching 1920s slang and

guys

we’ve been getting it all wrong

Posted 1 day ago

getwetforme:

I want to have cuddles with you.

And by cuddles I mean sex.

But by sex I also mean cuddles.

But I also mean pizza.

And sex.

(Source: embarassinglysexualurl)

Posted 2 days ago
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radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

Posted 2 days ago
bewbin:

turn up jutsu

bewbin:

turn up jutsu

(Source: thisiselliz)

Posted 2 days ago

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

ashethyst:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

nowadays they just prescribe you some medications and if that doesn’t work, they add more.

(Source: crystalground)

Posted 2 days ago
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dmthx4:

weed doesnt exist

(Source: djeazydick)